Thursday, May 8, 2014

Weird Ass Dreams

I hardly ever have vivid dreams. And I don't normally remember them, either. I wanted to share a few, mostly so I can remember them.

So, the night before last I had a dream my boyfriend and I were turned to vampires and had to run from the sun last minute because we/he didn't believe it.

And last night I had two:
First dream was I went to my work (that I have recently quit) to pick up my paycheck. He asked me to help with an order so I'm ringing the lady up but it takes me 20 minutes because the whole time I know I'm really asleep so I'm battling to stay awake.

The second dream was super weird. I don't remember how it starts out, but I'm hanging out with several of my guy friends down on the cul-da-sac I grew up on. We're talking about someone's birthday and one of my neighbors (who was a bitch to me growing up) rides by on her bike. We exchange hellos but she seems mad that's it. I move closer to my boyfriend and hear air raid sirens. I know this is bad. It's not a test. I slowly turn around and see a very large and very realistic ship crash into the streets beyond my house. It's the same as the delivery ship from Futurama.

And that's pretty much where those end.
IDon'tEven.